have a funny habit of making you feel
like you’re either on top of the world,
or under it.
|—||Beau Taplin, the hours between. (via whitebeyonce)|
*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*
Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick
do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down
i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes