@tylerl_hoechlin: It’s been a long time coming…And now it’s finally happened. 

whyamisorandom:

can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous

thecapn:

the real magic in the harry potter universe is how harry was always in the right place at the right time to overhear the exact conversation between the two people he needed to know to piece together the mystery of the year like god damn

guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

firelordzuko:

do i believe in love at first sight? absolutely. i fall in love with every dog i see

dogshame:

i sat on my brother and broke him

jerkidiot:

there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you” 

okaymad:

women are not powerful?  oh please i can get your dick up in just a minute in public and there’s nothing you can do bout it